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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Handling a Husband

How to Handle a Husband
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, " explained theman. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down tothe bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when mywife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down atthe horse and quietly said, "That's once.""We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, thistime causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said,"That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time.My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once.""And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."


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