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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

letter

A letter from a mother to her son
My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in thenewspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved20miles.I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would nothave to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be ableto take our earlier address plate here, and that our address willremain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situatedright above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I putin 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The First time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be alittle too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so wecut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cuttingthe grass at the cemetery.By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash.He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it isa girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated himand he burned for three days.Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill hisfather's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging agrave for his father.There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Love - Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter

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