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Wednesday, April 25, 2007


Masinde approaches the ticket office window at 20TH Century cinema with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The lady at the counter wants to know who is going in with him? He replies, "Ni mimi na 'Nekesa' . (the pet chicken of course!")
The lady tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the movie theatre, so Weps goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theatre, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so he unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to Masinde is Njeri. She elbows Miriam and whispers, "Miriam, this ka man over here has just unzipped his traos!"Miriam whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it.....kwani you've never seen a dick before, mbona wasiwasi mingi? Njeri then says, "Yenyewe I know......Lakini this one's eating my POPCORNS!"


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