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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Tujivunie kuwa wakenya

Tujivunie kuwa wakenya
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you.
I have some Kenyans up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn and Gold chain is missing, sauce and soup are all over their robes; hammocks. Githeri and Cow-tail bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles and jwalas all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their images.
Then there's this one who has started a new church -Earth, Wind and Fire Tabernacle of Holy Saints."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the devil."
The devil answered the phone, "Hello? What is going on? Hold on one minute." The devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The devil said, "Man, I don't believe.....hold on, Lord". This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes. The devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Kenyans put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

Are you a Kenyan???????????


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