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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

vote of thanks

Amin vote of thanks to the Queen
After a luncheon hosted by the Queen ofEngland in London in his honor, the formerPresident of Uganda, Field Marshal Alhaji AminDada had this to say for his vote of thanks:Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers, inventedGuests, ladies under gentlemen, I thank the Queenvery plenty for what she has done to me. I tell you, I have eaten so much that I am now completely fed up with your malicious meal.Before I continue, I would kindly ask youto open the windows so that the climate may get in plenty. But before I go back, I must invite Mr. Queen to my country and I can I assure you Mr. Queen, that when you come, I shall revenge toyou. You will eat a full cow .You will enjoy yourself to the top and I will work very difficult to make sure that you will go back with a very full stomach.For now, I am sorry to tell you that I have just made a short call on you. The next time, I will make a long call, possible for a full moon. Thank you very much Mr. Queen for letting me undress you in front of these disgusting people


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