Cab driver and a nun
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."
perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:, 1). You
have to be single, and 2). You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single, and I'm
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley." He does, and the nun
fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess - I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Todd, and I'm on my way to a