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Monday, May 07, 2007

Cab driver and a nun

Cab driver and a nun
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."
Well," the driver stammered, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:, 1). You
have to be single, and 2). You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single, and I'm
Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley." He does, and the nun
fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his
eyes out.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess - I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Todd, and I'm on my way to a
Halloween Party."


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