A man has six children and is very proud of hisachievement. He is so proud of himself, that he startscalling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of herobjections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides thatit's time to go home and wants to find out if his wifeis ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack ofdiscretion shouts right back, Anytime you're ready,Father of Four."