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Friday, May 25, 2007

Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake!

Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake!

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in"
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename?

Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Error syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my TV?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an comps person like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: It is by default
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use Try after some time
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus
In the middle of the night, the husband wants to with his wife, he triedto touch the wife. But then the wife said: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!!!


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