Teacher and students
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria!
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your mathmultiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula forwater?DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we havetoday that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than youare.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with"I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of thealphabet."
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on thesame day, same time."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down hisfather's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now,Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keepson talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher