Afternoon Bike Ride
After a wee bit, Kelly who was sitt'n behind Patrick on the bike began to holler ..."Patrick ... Patrick ... the wind is cutt'n me chest out!"
"Well, Kelly my lad," said Patrick, "why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ... that'll block the wind for you."
So Kelly took Patrick's advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again.
After a bit, Patrick turned to talk to Kelly and was horrified to see that he was not there. Patrick immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route.
When after a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Kelly who was sitting on the ground. "T'anks be to heaven, is he alright?" Patrick hailed to the farmers.
"Well," said one of the farmers, "he was alright when we found him here .. but since we turned his head back to front .. he hasn't said a word since!"