Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said: "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?," the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh, my goodness, that's wonderful!," the woman exclaimed.
"You mean it has a penis and a brain? That doesn't happen often, does it?!"