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Friday, June 08, 2007

Life Reversal

My next life I want to live backwards:
You start dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a old age home feeling better every day. Later you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect pension.
You start work and get a gold watch on your first day. You work for 40years until you are too young to work. ..go to university, drink alcohol, party all day and enjoy life.

Then you go to school, become a kid, play, have no responsibilities.

You become a baby and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap and finish off as a orgasm!


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