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Friday, June 08, 2007

Painting

SAM and JIM were sitting on a bus when a lady gets on the bus with a face made up to kill – blood red lips, several layers of base and such massive eyelashes that she can barely keep her eyes open. There is no vacant seat, so she stood hanging onto the leather strap. ”Hi Jim“, shouted SAM, ”why don’t you offer the lady your seat?“ when Jim replied; ”But why, a painting is made to hang!“

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