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Friday, June 08, 2007

Spinter's Tombstone

Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: ”Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and he shortened to: ”Returned unopened“


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