The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She says, "My first wish is that I will be young and beautiful again." POOF! She is.
"My second wish is that I am very rich and live in a mansion." POOF! Her tattered, old house becomes a magnificent mansion, and she is the richest person in the world.
"My third wish is that my old dog will become a handsome young man and will be deeply in love with me." POOF! The old, mangy dog becomes what she wishes,a handsome man, with a beautiful face, and tender longing eyes.
He then leans over and whispers into her ear, "Honey, aren't you sad you got me fixed?"