Hospital Mix Up
"What's up doc?" he asked nervously.
"Uh, well ... there's been a bit of a mix-up," admitted his surgeon. "I'm afraid that instead of a circumcision, we performed a sex-change operation on you. You now have a very nice vagina instead of a penis."
"What!" gasped the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?"
"Oh, I'm sure you *will*, reassured the doctor, "only it'll be somebody else's."