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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Pay Back

A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the road,
on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks over to the
wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to death,
so he rushes her to the hospital.

Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and
every night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive.
Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married.

Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to
leave him. He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife.

She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching
into her pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, " I'm leaving you," she
says. "Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are
for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere."

"Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him. "And those bulging suitcases? The
clothes you are wearing? Everything I've paid for. They are my suitcases
and my clothes. You're not taking them anywhere." "Fine," she says, throws
the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes and throws them at him, too.

"And the blood in your body? I sat with you for six months in the hospital.
You know half of the blood is mine.You're not going anywhere."

She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his
face and said........ "I'll pay you back in monthly installments."

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