Bumper Stickers 1-15
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
Don’t wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
Keep honking, I’m reloading
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
Your College Sucks
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
My kid had sex with your honor student.