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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

How To Impress A Woman

Let’s face it. Men don’t know anything about women. We sometimes claim to, but they’re so damn complicated there’s no telling what they’re thinking or what they want. With the help of a large pool of people (however many would fit in the shallow end), we answer the age old question of how to a impress a woman (the man part was thrown in for good measure).

How to Impress A Woman

  • Wine her.
  • Dine her.
  • Call her.
  • Hold her.
  • Surprise her.
  • Compliment her,
  • Smile at her.
  • Listen to her.
  • Laugh with her.
  • Cry with her.
  • Romance her.
  • Encourage her.
  • Believe in her.
  • Pray with her.
  • Pray for her.
  • Respect her.
  • Honour her.
  • Cuddle her.
  • Shop with her.
  • Give her jewellery.
  • Give her flowers.
  • Kiss her.
  • Caress her.
  • Love her.
  • Stroke her.
  • Tease her.
  • Comfort her.
  • Protect her.
  • Hug her.
  • Spend money on her.
  • Buy things for her.
  • Care for her.
  • Stand by her.
  • Support her.
  • Hold her hand.
  • Write love letters to her.
  • Go to the ends of the Earth and back again for her.

How To Impress A Man

  • Show up naked.
  • Bring chicken wings.
  • Don’t block the TV.

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