She Was So Blonde
It’s not just your momma who’s got to worry about these jokes, even blonde’s arent safe (when were they?) anymore. Kinda of an adaption of the “Yo Momma’s So Stupid” jokes with some new additions. So, without further ado - She Was So Blonde…
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
- she thought General Motors was in the Army.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- she got stabbed during a shoot-out.
- she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
- she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
- she studied for a blood test-and failed.
If you have anymore, feel free to add them as a comment.