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Monday, December 03, 2007

Gum Gum

Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon,
eggs,coffee,croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. WHEN

Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts a conversation:

Bush: “You South Africans eat the whole bread?”

Mandela: “Of course.”

Bush : (blowing bubble with his gum): “We don’t. In the States,
we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle, re-bake them into croissants and sell them to South
Africa .”

Mandela: “Oh Really?”

Bush: “Do you eat jam with the bread?”

Mandela: “Of course.”

Bush: (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth):
“We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the
peels, seeds and left leftovers into containers, recycle them into
jam and sell it to South Africa .”

Mandela: “Do you have sex in America ?”

Bush: “Of course we do.”

Mandela: “And what do you do with the condoms?”

Bush: “Throw them away of course.”

Mandela: “WE DON’T. We pack them into containers, recycle them,
melt them down, mix with syrup, and rubber edibles, Make
chewing gum and ship them to the USA .


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