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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Sooty Is My Hero

Apparently a little guinea pig named Sooty went missing at a Little Friend’s Farm in Hopkinstown, Pontypridd (some place near Whales I think). When the staff there found him - he was laid up in the guinea chick pen with 24 females. They found Sooty asleep in the corner, apparently he boned all of them (he’s a machine!).

The park owner, Caron Feehan, was quoted as saying “”He was absolutely shattered - we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.” Lucky fooker.

Sooty The Horney Guinea Pig

PS - 10 weeks later Sooty was the proud father of 42 babies. The farm park - which is closed for the winter - is now trying to find homes for Sooty’s brood. Good thing for the Sootster his guinea chicks can’t get child support (else it’d give new meaning to ‘getting screwed’)!

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