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Thursday, June 05, 2008


A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000.The bank officer tells him that the
bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the KIKUYU man hands
over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He
produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers (luo) all enjoy a good laugh at the
KIKUYU for using a KSH 250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a KSH 5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the KIKUYU returns, repays the
KSH 5,000 and the interest, which comes to KSH 150.41.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we
are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
you would bother to borrow 'KSH 5,000' The KIKUYU replies: 'Where else in
NAIROBI can I park my car for two weeks for only KSH 150.41 and expect it to
be there when I return'' Ah, the mind of the KIKUYU ...


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