Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three
students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one
question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One
student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He
takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have slept with
a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought
you said 'goats'!"