Please don’t laugh
"Don't laugh!" said the patient.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor
said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a
"Okay then," the patient said, and
proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the
doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of
an AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and
then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor.
"I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honour as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now ... what seems to be
"It's swollen," the patient replied.
The doctor fainted!