Kenya Police vs GSU vs CID
President Kibaki and Prime Minister Raila decide to give them a test. They release a rabbit into Karura forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CID goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The GSU goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Kenya police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten Monkey.
The Monkey is yelling, "Okay!! Okay!! I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"