Memorable Jokes

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Vicheke Kidogo

Condom says to Pad "When you work, I lose seven days of business."

Padreplies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for Nine

months!"


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A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have

your boobs on your back?"

The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick

on his face!"


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A black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She took him to her

apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do

best!"...

So he ran off with the TV and DVD Player...


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Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could hold me every

morning!"

Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE every

morning!"


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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big

and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of

baby was SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")


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A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and

Exhausted!

Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?

Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"


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