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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Chinese Investigator

(Read in your best chinese accent)

A man hires a chinese Private Investigator, Chen Lee, to watch his wife .

A few days later the man gets this report:
Sir.
I watch house.
You leave house.
He came to house.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she go hotel.
I climb tree and look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip.
She strip.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall out tree.
I not see.
No fee.

Chen Lee.
Weely Sollee.

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