A new employee was invited to the boss's house for dinner, as a way of
welcoming him into the company. After they had eaten a large meal, the
new employee leaned sideways on his chair and let an almighty fart at
the dinner table.
The boss, with a lo...ok of disgust, turned to the man and said, "How dare
you fart before my wife?!"
The guy replied, "Sorry - I didn't realize it was her turn!"