A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a rather primitive farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease.
The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull has sex with a Cow only once a year?
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?
The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a Cow twice a day?
The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about, Getting to the point?
The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, Couldn’t you get mad?