Forgot her name...
“Pumpkin”, etc. The couple had been married for almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still
very much in love.
While their wives were in the kitchen, the guest leaned over and said to his host, “It is wonderful that after all these years you still address your wife with those loving pet names. I envy you.”
The old man leaned towards his guest and whispered, “Let me tell you the truth. I forgot her name about 10 years ago! But don't tell your wife”