Only in Jamiaca
A Jamaican man walks into a supermarket, picks up a pack of Ribena and a bag of sugar. He pays for the Ribena but walks out... with the sugar. Minutes later, he's caught & later on taken to court.
Once in court, the judge asks him,
"Why did you steal sugar?" The Jamaican man replied, "Bumbaclaaarrtt!! Look pon di
back of di Ribena, it says, SUGAR FREE!!"