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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon

10. White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics
8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms
7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway
6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners
4. No chance for promotion
3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct
2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

Riddle

A lady shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes and finally hangs him. Five minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a lovely meal. How can that be?

Answer:

She's a photographer. she shoots her husband with a camera and holds the picture under water to develop it and then hangs it on the wall.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all Over the blonde.The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on. The bathroom is just up the hill. I'll go get Some toilet paper."After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.The Redhead says, "What's so funny?"The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her! By the time she gets back with That toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"