Never be rude to anyone.
The boat guy said "no l don't know any of these".
The tourist then said "What the hell do you know on the face of this earth, You will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing, after a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you
know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy?".
The tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well today you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will
Dieology because of your Badmouthology."